Wee, you're in great shape and I've gained 60lbs! Let's take a picture of it. You're a douche.
"Karen, seeing as you're pregnant, let's put you at the top of the family photo where the air is thinner. Karen? Karen?!?!"
I can appreciate what they were trying to do here but if your Christmas photo looks like it should have a porn soundtrack playing in the background, then you may want to reconsider the card.
I can't decide whether I like the garbage bag dress, the swamp or his black socks in the water better.
"That's it, Steve. A little further back, a little further. Now crouch down. Perfect!" I think the ex-boyfriend may have been the photographer in this one.
This reminds me of a picnic. A good idea in theory but an uncomfortable mess in practice.
Words can't describe this photo. Oh wait a minute, they can!
Okay, part of me doesn't have a problem with this photo but the toe shoes are the real kicker. Ha kicker!
"It's going to be a good year, Laura. A very Goodyear indeed."
A fertile man that provides for his family. What more could you want?
At first I thought "Nothing symbolizes maternity better than a watermelon and a gun" and then I thought "Actually, nothing *does* symbolize maternity better than a watermelon and a gun". Bravo Mad'am.
Like the previous Christmas card, if it looks skeezy when nobody is pregnant, then a baby bump ain't saving it so don't do it. A helpful holiday tip we can all tuck in our pockets.
"If I'm holding the baby then why do I still feel fat?"
Um, yeah. No. I'm just going to go with a solid no on this one.
Why do I feel like this woman was talked into this? I could see her thinking, "I'm just too tired to argue plus the kids won't be able to take off because hockey equipment will slow them down and I'll hold their heads. I'm sure it will look fine."
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Oh. Wow. I am truly speechless. My favorite has to be the super sexy mom in the hockey pants & the non-supportive bra. Her poor children are much too old to be subjected to seeing their mom dressed like that. They will probably have fears of all things hockey & of women in bras for the rest of their lives.
PS-I feel really bad for the photographer that had to shoot the photo of the naked couple. Hello! We all know how babies are made, you don't need to demonstrate it!
Ha! Ha!! LOL! These were beyond weird, but made me smile!
I think I just peed a little. That was the funniest thing I have seen in probably forever.
My favorite (ooh, its hard) The Tire one. What? Seriously WHAT?
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