Yesterday I noticed Jillian had the smallest little red spot by her nose. I asked her about it.
Jillian: "It's just my owie."
Later that night we went to Costco. As we're driving home this was our conversation.
Jillian: "Mommy, my nose is still hurting!"
Me: "I'm sorry princess."
Jillian: "When we get home can you put medicine in there?"
Me: "Yes."
Jillian: "Mommy, I know how I got that owie."
Me: "Really, how?"
Jillian: "Last night when I was in bed Swiper came in and swiped my nose. That's why it hurts, but I told him No Swiping so he won't come back."
Me: "I'm so glad he won't come back." (trying not to laugh)
So needless to say, I think my kids watch too much television.